She's No Victim
New York City - Seemingly unable to escape controversy, yet another cast member of the
comedy FOX’s "Ally McBeal" made headlines, as it was reported by New York
City police officials that Jane Krakowski, who plays "Elaine" on the show, was
assaulted in an ally adjacent to one of New York’s well known shopping districts.
Witness Joel Trent outlined the events that took place from his vantage point, "Well,
I saw her walking on the sidewalk about 30 yards ahead of me, and I was thinking about
trying to get her autograph, when Bam! She just disappeared. I walked a few more feet and
then I heard screaming, really loud screaming, coming from the ally ahead of me" ,
"Well, I ran as fast as I could, and when I turned down the ally, I saw this guy
laying on his back with his pants around his ankles, screaming at me to get the
police" , "That’s when I noticed Elaine or Jane or whatever her name is,
sitting on top of him trying to get his shirt off" Trent went on to say that police
arrived soon after and managed to separate the pair. Officer Dan Green, described the
aftermath to reporters, "This guy was a mess! I mean, he was naked from the waste
down and was screaming at us hysterically to take him in", "I guess she really
shook him up" The "would be" rapist made a brief statement before being
taken away, "Man, I don’t know what that chick’s problem is, man!
She’s crazy!, man, crazy!" Krakowski spoke with reporters soon after saying,
"I don’t know what all the fuss is about. He said, do you want to get raped
bitch? Give me a hundred dollars, now!!!", "I told him I though it was a fair
price, and that’s when he started screaming!" Police elected not to charge
Krakowski, citing the incident as a case of self-defense.