"Penguin"
Leaves Local Women Cold
 Atlanta - A three week search ended today, when authorities found
two local college students, who had been missing since earlier this month. According to
police, the two who were roommates, after viewing an episode of the FOX comedy "Ally
McBeal", in which Ally and Renee, played by actors, Calista Flockhart and Lisa Nicole
Carson, performed a practical joke on a man which involved luring the unsuspecting victim
to a remote wooded area, and stranding him there after coaxing him into a compromising
position. "The Penguin" as it was referred to, evidently inspired the pair to
perform the joke, on whom police suspect, was the serial murderer they had been tracking
for the past 4 months. The women's bludgeoned bodies were discovered in a nearby
wooded area on the outskirts of the city this morning. Police were close-mouthed about the
details of the crime, but witnesses reported overhearing officers commenting about the
murder , "They gave the guy a "Penguin", but it looks like they got
the "Baby Seal" instead" Authorities issued a warning to all women
who might be planning such a prank to quote, "Be sure you know all about the man you
plan on humiliating, at least until we apprehend this guy" Funeral services are
scheduled for Tuesday. |