A L L Y    M C B E A L

30 Days 31 Nights
Actors Speak Out
Ally Fan Explodes
Ally Too Costly
Backside
Cancelled Cruise
Chicago Hope
D.O.A.
Finger Lickin Good
Give A Dog A Bone
Hard L
Hollywood Under Seige
Love Lost
Monday Night
Myths With A Kick
No More Bellows
Penguin Backfires
FOX Show A Sleeper
She's No Victim
Will Act For Food
Will Work For Food
Truth Hits Hard
Sweat Shop Vacation
Roomies
No Kodak Moment
No Hard Feelings
Unique Blend
Men Hiding Out
Law Of Physics
Higher Education
God Upset With Ally
Bill Gates Writing Ally
Fox On Trial
New Page 13
Bad Hair Day
Biscuit's No Clown
AOL Says No To Bellows
Ally Rally Planned
Ally McBeal Action Figure

Give A Dog A Bone


Sidney, Australia - With this season's tapingdingo.gif (27246 bytes)  of the FOX comedy , "Ally McBeal" complete, Calista Flockhart, who portrays "Ally" on the show, after being invited by co-star Portia DeRossi to join her on a two week outing in Australia's outback, flew to the island nation on what was expected to be a relaxing vacation after the grueling schedule to film the series was completed. DeRossi, a native of Australia, asked Flockhart to accompany her; Flockhart, having never visited the country agreed, and the pair arranged the trip soon after. The two inlisted friends of DeRossi to act as guides on a three day excursion into the outback, and the trouble began soon after, as it was reported that during a morning hike into the wilderness, a pack of wild Dingoes suddenly sprang from the brush, and commenced dragging Flockhart from the trail. Members of the party immediately gave chase, but lost sight of the actress shortly therafter. Not sure of how to proceed, members of the party secured from several Aborigine tribesmen, who elected not to be identified, assistance in locating Flockhart. After a twenty minute search, they reportedly located the wild dogs and observed them digging franticly at the ground where Flockhart lay, in an apparent attempt to bury the diminutive actress. Having been surprised by the presence of the rescue party, the busy canines retreated, and Flockhart was quickly unearthed. After a hasty examination, Flockhart was found to be uninjured, with the exception of minor scrapes and cuts. The hysterical actress was rushed back to the city of Sidney for further examination, where her condition is said to be good. Speaking with animal behaviorist Wilhelm Frockt, reporters quoted him as saying, "I don't really think her [Flockhart's] life was ever in danger. I don't believe these animals intended on harming her, rather they were acting on thousands of years of primitive instinct" DeRossi later told reporters that she had attempted to visit Flockhart, but was unable, quoting, "I tried, but she wouldn't see me"