Bill's Sick Of Windows Too


Hollywood  – FOX spokesman announced today, that an arrangement had been reached with Microsoft's billionaire Bill Gates, to pen a portion of an upcoming episode script for their hot comedy “Ally Mcbeal”. Gates, one of the founders of the computer software giant, recently admitted to having become, quote, “Bored with the whole Windows thing”, leading some industry experts to suspect it to be the reason why the famous operating system never worked very well. It was for this reason, FOX initially was reluctant to approve Gate’s request, in addition the fact that David E. Kelley, creator and producer of the show, normally writes all the scripts, feeling no one else would be able to attain his level of excellence. However, Gates apparently offered the studio a sum of 345,000 dollars, which the studio could not afford to decline, since the recent charges leveled against it. According to John Farrow, representative for FOX, “We have agreed to allow Mr. Gates to write one segment of an upcoming script, involving a session between “Tracy” and “Ally” in her office. (Tracy Ulman and Calista Flockhart portray the two characters) we don’t believe what he creates could be more ridiculous than that” FOX would not elaborate on the details of the scene, although The Daily Cynic was able to exploit the poor encryption capabilities of Internet Explorer and download the draft from Gate’s personal computer. What follows is due to be seen in an episode to air in March: 

Ally: “I just don’t know what I’m going to do about Billy”

Tracy: “I see…would you say you’re angry with him, sorry for him, or do you even know?” 

Ally: “Well, none of the first two, so I suppose I would have to say I don’t know” 

Tracy: “Uh huh…and if he were in the room now, would you tell him off, kiss him, or neither one?” 

Ally: “Neither one I guess” 

Tracy: “OK, try to imagine yourselves on a beach in the Caribbean, and you’re both enjoying each other’s company just relaxing. Did that make things clearer in your mind?” 

Ally: “No, I’m still confused” 

Tracy: “Well Ally, it seems as though you have a problem I’m just not going to be able to help you with. Maybe you could try reading a book on relationships, and see if that gives you any ideas” 

Ally: “That’s it? I paid money for you to tell me that?” 

Tracy: “I don’t understand what you’re saying…think about what you mean, and try to tell me again” 

Ally: “Oh, just forget it” 

While the editor feels the scene was better in the than previous involving the therapist, The Daily Cynic cannot help but to expect FOX will refuse any other such offers from Gates in the future.