Ally Rally Planned
Malibu
– Having lost a final bid to block a Klu Klux Klan rally in their city, officials
braced for the emotional reaction the event might stir. Wizard Jethro Molene outlined the
day’s scheduled events: "Well first off we’re fixin’ to march on Main
Street to protest them namin’ the street after that Martin Lutheren King and
all" "Our aunt’s sisters didn’t drive the Mayfly all the way
‘cross the Atlantis to have them do that kinda 
thing". "After that, we’re
gonna go to that Calister Flockert’s house and burn us a couple a crosses on that
darkie lovers lawn" When asked why they intended on harrasing the actress [Calista
Flockhart] and if they had ever actually watched the program, Mr Molene replied, "I
aint’ never watched it ‘cause I don’t much fancy hospital shows, but I
heard what she done" Police officials were confident they could control any violence,
as rumors spread that they had made arrangements with Flockharts co-star Gil Bellows to
address the angry crowd. Upon learning of the group’s plans, Cathy Lexiconous of
"WIDOW" (Women In Defense Of Womankind), stated, "I can only imagine how
long it will take for them to display a misogynistic attitude toward
Calista".Questioned as to how long the group planned to demonstrate in front of
Flockharts residence, Molene said "Well, we can’t stay as long as we planned on,
cause we gotta catch us a flight tonight to Chicarger to tape the Jerry show" - Pete