A L L Y    M C B E A L

30 Days 31 Nights
Actors Speak Out
Ally Fan Explodes
Ally Too Costly
Backside
Cancelled Cruise
Chicago Hope
D.O.A.
Finger Lickin Good
Give A Dog A Bone
Hard L
Hollywood Under Seige
Love Lost
Monday Night
Myths With A Kick
No More Bellows
Penguin Backfires
FOX Show A Sleeper
She's No Victim
Will Act For Food
Will Work For Food
Truth Hits Hard
Sweat Shop Vacation
Roomies
No Kodak Moment
No Hard Feelings
Unique Blend
Men Hiding Out
Law Of Physics
Higher Education
God Upset With Ally
Bill Gates Writing Ally
Fox On Trial
New Page 13
Bad Hair Day
Biscuit's No Clown
AOL Says No To Bellows
Ally Rally Planned
Ally McBeal Action Figure

30 Days, 31 Nights

Honolulu – Liz Torres, the actress who appeared as a guest star on the Monday night FOX comedy "Ally McBeal", was rescued Sunday by by a Coast Guard vessel some 30 miles of the coast of Hawaii. Torres, who portrayed "Hanna Goldstein", a bitter, portly woman suing her doctor for performing an experimental pig liver transplant without her consent, has filed suit in real life, against a weight management firm she signed on with, that reportedly convinced the actress to purchase a package they promoted as a "4 week diet cruise". According to authorities, the company’s 60 foot yacht sailed west from a port in San Diego on December 17th of last year, and anchored approximately 50 miles off the coast, at which time proceeded to load Torres into a 4 foot rubber raft, stocked with 45 gallons of drinking water, and set her adrift, promising to return and retrieve her in 4 weeks. Attorneys for the company that left the woman at sea, admitted a clerical error resulted in her being forgotten, and in a statement today through their attorneys, offered their sincere apologies for any inconvenience they may have caused her. Torres was said to be dehydrated, but otherwise in good condition despite shedding 168 pounds in the course of the the ordeal. The suit originally set to come to trial next month, was delayed in order to allow Torres to purchase a new wardrobe. - Pete